What every woman needs to know about husbands

Three fundamental things every woman needs to know about husbands, in order of priority:

According to popular opinion:

1. How to get a husband

2. How to keep a husband

3. How to get rid of a husband

What's wrong with this picture?

I think it should be something more like this:

1. What to do with a husband

2. How to keep a husband

3. How to get a husband

I'm working on #1 so I'll be able to do #2 in case I ever have the opportunity to do #1! ;-)